FLASHFIC MEME THREAD! OMFG!
THIS THREAD IS STICKIED!

( Totally fake rules and easy reference list under the cut. )

ED:Feel free to keep them coming. If you had multiples in your post, I'll probably hit them in a round robin sort of way, so I work down everyone's list slow and steady, tortoise wins the race. Stop does not mean stop. The safeword is Alex Trebek. If I say Alex Trebek, I really mean stop.

Oh god it's cold.

So hay gaiz, I just wanted to pop in and tell people I might be busy for a while and not as responsive in IM. I need to fix my water heater, get a new muffler on my POS car and clean my house thoroughly this week because I have a guest coming and OMFG STARRAH IN A WEEK OMFG.

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One of these days the world is going to stop hunting me down to rub salt in my wounds. This day probably won't happen soon.

In the meantime, at least I have birthday cake.

...can I puke now?

Because I don't like being attacked by a bunch of anonymous dickhead and given shit by a mod because somebody I knew was attacking me for issues I couldn't do anything about. I'm sorry you have abandonment issues, I'm sorry I have intimacy issues. Next time do me a favor and don't take it out on me passive-aggressively in public.

I am sick and fucking tired of being everyone's bad guy.

I have feelings as well.

Best scene evar.

Now it's time to finish my Yako app for Poly, write my music porn and study up on motherboard form factors. Mmm, form factors. Come, little motherboard, let me jam my ram stick into your keyed bus.

orz


Because I realized that the music meme meant timed shit and my attention span is like a goldfish's, I'm doing a slight change on the music meme and asking for rare fandom prompts.

1) Pick a fandom or a fandom and a pairing-- GEN, HET, YAOI OR YURI

2) Specify min/max rating for the writint

3) Post a line of lyrics. It can be any line, from any song, even if it's just the next on your playlist.

4) Watch Lys writhe.


AVAILABLE FANDOMS:

Ayakashi/Mononoke
Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto
Busou Renkin
Eyeshield 21
Gintama
Kekkaishi
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro (eeearly series)
Mushishi
Sket-Dance
Tenpo Ibun Ayakashi Ayashi
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Which of the Thirteen Division Captains (from Bleach) are you? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Kyouraku Shunsui You're Kyouraku Shunshui, Captain of the Eighth Division! Your two favorite things are sake and flirting, and you try not to let fighting get in the way of either of these two interests. Some people find this rather odd and push you too far, but they are in for a surprise once you realize that things have gotten out of hand and fighting is a must! Kyouraku Shunsui 92% Aizen Sousuke 83% Ichimaru Gin 75% Kurotsuchi Mayuri 67% Tousen Kaname 67% Komamura Sajin 67% Unohana Retsu 67% Kuchiki Byakuya 67% Ukitake Jyuushiro 58% Hitsugaya Toushirou 58% Yamamoto Genryuusai 42% Soi Fong 42% Zaraki Kenpachi 42%

Thirty questions is too many. This quiz totally harshed my lazy, guys.

So, this semester is going to be interesting. It looks like it will go thusly:

I have five hour and a half classes back to back on Monday and Wednesday. I have no classes the other days. The first two weeks have been:

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday - NO TIME PANIC PANIC MOTHERFUCKING PANIC

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday - Internets Tiem


Gonna try to take a note from my flist and write more. Srs writing. I have so many fucking in-progs for so many fandoms it ain't funny anymore.


PS: st_baaaw I can has fucked up Valentine's Day fanfic challenge?

Because luminamon pointed out that LJ was aggro today, and because the anonymeme is too huge and not comprehensive enough for my Big Picture tastes, a statement. And I really mean this shit, you guys. Happy Christmas. There's a lot of names I'd like to shove up here in more places. I should get to know people better.


( Cut for length and WAFF )

Having a weird day. So made a faggy layout for my fic journal. Anybody else has a fic journal and wants to be added to the link list, just...shoot me a note here. Or Y!M or e-mail or something.

Debating nap because I have a 50/50 chance of having to get up at 4 am because my mom's employees are cocks.

Almost done with...two x-mas fic out of like ten. Yeeeah, x-mas fic probably being finished by New Years instead but fic is fic even if it's an IOU amirite?

I should post some of my recent stuff at the fic journal today and start moving content over there instead of here.

I WANT TO WRITE SOME PORN.

So request some porn below. Just porn. Horrible porn. Any fandom you know I'm even vaguely familiar with because it's porn.

And I will write you at least one line. Not saying one-liners because haha, yeaaaaah I never do one line.

Last call for Christmas fanfic over here. REQUEST SUMMAT?


So I can keep track of where I'm at, what I've got to do |D.

Takasugi/Nizou (moths and their flames)
Szayel/Di Roy (break)
Father Abel/Tres (batteries)
Kittan/Yoko (believe in me who believes in you)
Medicine Seller/Kayo (scales of worth)
Renji/Rukia (regret)
Gintoki/Shinpachi (all they left us)
Di Roy/Tesla (disabilities)
Neuro/X (boxes)
Cytomander/Viral (claws)
Gin/Grimmjow (eat)
Gintoki/Sakamoto (drunk)

Epic bad mood strikes. Got an offer for a space in a three-bedroom apartment where my share will be 60/mo plus 1/3 of the utilities. Even if I hooked a job right now, I can't move out because if I did, my mother wouldn't be able to sustain herself. I spent four days at a friend's house dogsitting and I come back and she hasn't gotten the mail or taken out the trash. The only reason anything got done while I was on-campus was because I came home every weekend to do the dishes and get the mail and etc.

It shouldn't be my responsibility. And I'm really starting to get pissed that it is. She doesn't even have the gumption to put a new garbage bag in the can if it's full. She just leaves trash on the counter for when I get home.

Lys Sylier: also I can't believe people bitched about yaoi
Lys Sylier: IN REBORN FANDOM
Lys Sylier: THEY BITCH ABOUT YAOI
Lys Sylier: FUCKING CHROME FANS
deliveryconfirmed: *dies*
deliveryconfirmed: well, i guess we know their thoughts on yaoi

I'm stealing luminamon and hitokiri's gig because I suddenly, having been laid off of my job, find myself with low money and lots of free time. So...Christmas fanfic for my flist! Comment below with what you want for your gift and I'll write something no less than 2,000 words for you. Gen, het or slash.

Fandom(s): pick pairings from one fandom or a few
Pairing(s): at least a few to help me pick one
Max/Min Rating:
Prompts or additional details:
Special requests:


List of canons:
Bleach
Blood+
Busou Renkin
Death Note
Dragonball Z
Eyeshield 21
Gintama
Katekyou Hitman Reborn
Kekkaishi
Kyou Kara Maou
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
Mononoke
Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, The
Monster
Mushishi
Ouran High School Host Club
Peacemaker Kurogane
Tenpou Ibun Ayakashi Ayashi
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Trinity Blood