Title: So Simple At The Time, It Seemed (Bookmark 14)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ishida Uryuu/Kon, Ishida Ryuuken
Rating/Warnings: PG-13.
Status: Bookmark 14/20, 1,602 words.

a/n: This is gonna be longer than planned. Again. I should just give up trying to put a number on it. It may never end. God only knows. But next chapter-- daddies. And v. soon, an entire chapter full of smut. CROSSDRESSING QUINCY SMUT.

( He didn’t like the way he felt like he’d just walked out of some shambara swordfight movie. He didn’t like the way it reminded him of them... )

Title: For Shame, For Shame (Bookmark 13)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ishida, Orihime
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for language and mentions of sex.
Status: Bookmark 12/20, 1,543 words.


a/n: CHRIST.


( We had sex. )

Title: And Keep Good Company (Bookmark)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: IchigoxIshida, Orihime
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, kissing and sexual themes.
Status: Bookmark 12/20, 1,175 words.


a/n: CRAP. THIS CHAP IS CRAP AND I ADMITS IT.


( Rapunzel, Rapunzel. )

Title: That Forward Kind Of Motion (Bookmark)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Kurosaki Ichigo/Ishida Uryuu, some Chad, Keigo, Orihime
Rating/Warnings: R, kissing and sexual themes, language.
Status: Bookmark 11/20, 2,303 words.


a/n: meant to have this chapter done, oh, 24 hours from now or so? But I couldn't sleep and so I worked on it, and it just came out. Ichigo is having a really bad day. Hope the Intermezzo I posted a bit ago helped to change the flow of the story to ichigo/ishida, but rest assured that I have not forgotten and will not forget poor Kon. Won't somebody think of the Kons?


( Ishida could fucking take it if Ichigo told him he could. )

Title: Intermezzo (Bookmark)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ishida Uryuu/Ishida!Kon, Kurosaki Ichigo
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for language and nudity.
Status: Bookmark 10.2/20, 1124 words.


a/n: mostly HUMOR. very short chapter. this one mostly serves as an illustrator for the current mindsets of all those involved and sets up the next one, which will be the real beginning of the ichigoxishida in the fic as of yet.

( What in god's name are you eating? )

Title: Wer Bist Du (Bookmark)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ishida Uryuu/Ishida!Kon
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, psuedo-incestual themes. MANSEX.
Status: Bookmark 10/20, 2019 words.

a/n: clonesex for the halfway point. fuck yeah. i'll be doing this same chapter in a B-Part, this time from Kon's POV, but i'm not sure if I'll finish it before or after the next chapter.


01: Bookmark
02: I Tell Ya What, Man
03: Low-Down Dirty Thief
04: They Also Mourn, Who Don't Wear Black
05: And Take It All Off
06: No Heart-Warming Stories
07: Let The Idiot Speak
08: Pick 'Til It Bleeds
09: Oh, But It Escapes You

( Amazing is not the word I would use to describe it; surreal, perhaps. )

Title: Oh, But It Escapes You (Bookmark)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Kurosaki Ichigo/Ishida Uryuu, Ishida Uryuu/Kon, Rukia
Rating/Warnings: R for language and sexual themes.
Status: Bookmark 9/20, 1535 words.

a/n: again, a chapter where no hanky-panky happens. Starting to follow a mixture of the manga and anime storylines here, but obviously changing a bit, with only more major changes on the horizon. oh well. this chapter was necessary to move things ahead, however. the next chapter makes it worth it for me. hooray, kinky sex.


01: Bookmark
02: I Tell Ya What, Man
03: Low-Down Dirty Thief
04: They Also Mourn, Who Don't Wear Black
05: And Take It All Off
06: No Heart-Warming Stories
07: Let The Idiot Speak
08: Pick 'Til It Bleeds


(  It was one-oh-seven in the morning on a Tuesday night. Ishida swallowed. )

Title: Pick 'Til It Bleeds (Bookmark)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Kurosaki Ichigo/Ishida Uryuu, Kon
Rating/Warnings: R for violence, language and themes.
Status: Bookmark 8/20, 1790 words.

a/n: so. yeah. this chapter was immensely hard to just figure out and get down on theoretical word processor paper. I tried to make the reactions as canonical as possible, but still send the story the way I wanted it to go. I also used it to do a little exploration of Ishida through Ichigo. I was going to go straight into the next chapter with Ichigo going home for the night, but Kon was underused in this chapter, so I think the next will be in Kon or Ishida POV instead.

01: Bookmark
02: I Tell Ya What, Man
03: Low-Down Dirty Thief
04: They Also Mourn, Who Don't Wear Black
05: And Take It All Off
06: No Heart-Warming Stories
07: Let The Idiot Speak

( He could understand why Kon would do it. )

Title: Let The Idiot Speak (Bookmark)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ishida Uryuu/Kon, Kurosaki Ichigo
Rating/Warnings: R for violence, language and themes.
Status: Bookmark 7/20, 2034 words.

01: Bookmark
02: I Tell Ya What, Man
03: Low-Down Dirty Thief
04: They Also Mourn, Who Don't Wear Black
05: And Take It All Off
06: No Heart-Warming Stories


( You're one to talk, Kurosaki. )

Title: No Heart-Warming Stories (Bookmark)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ishida Uryuu/Kon, Kurosaki Ichigo
Rating/Warnings: Porn. Unprotected anal sex. Surprise!Ichigo. NC-17.
Status: Bookmark 6/10, 2503 words.

01: Bookmark
02: I Tell Ya What, Man
03: Low-Down Dirty Thief
04: They Also Mourn, Who Don't Wear Black
05: And Take It All Off

a/n: more smut. hell yeah. anyway, as you have probably guessed, the shit will now hit the fan.


( I think I just needed to hear it. )

Title: And Take It All Off (Bookmark)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ishida Uryuu/Kon
Rating/Warnings: R for heavy sexual themes, language. SRRY NO SEX YET.
Status: Bookmark 5/10, 1850 words.


a/n: still in Ishida third-person limited. Sometimes it feels like there is too much sex in my sex and not enough plot. In the meantime, as I prepare some actual action and revelations, enjoy fluff. This chapter was meant to have a lemon and some Ich-emo, but it would have been around 5,000 words all told. That is a lot longer than other chapters, so I sliced it in half. actually important a/n: note that, as you'll probably notice, this fic will AU itself slightly starting now. I will still follow KT's canon storyline as faithfully as possible, but there is no way I could flow the way I wanted to if Ishida and Ichigo never saw one another until the Arrancarc(tm).

01: Bookmark
02: I Tell Ya What, Man
03: Low-Down Dirty Thief
04: They Also Mourn, Who Don't Wear Black

( I’m still legally required to spend around 8 hours a day in his presence. )

I go sleeps now get ready to go to big people school again in morning omfg. omfg. spring break. come back.

Title: They Also Mourn, Who Don't Wear Black (Bookmark)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ishida UryuuxKon, Kurosaki Ichigo
Rating/Warnings: Heavy R for sexual situations, language.
Status: Bookmark 4/10, 16711 words.

a/n: Moved this part ahead because I wanted to write about hot boys kissing. I am simple but I am happy, stfu! Also, I am seriously unsure about my Ishida Uryuu voice, in context of this fic and in general. It bothers me, and since I have been piecing together an Ishida/Chad/Ichigo (MOAR 3SOMES) multi-parter in addition to this monster, I'd love to hear any comments, positive or negative, people have about the Ishida voice.

01: Bookmark
02: I Tell Ya What, Man
03: Low-Down Dirty Thief

( Are you listening to the words that are coming out of my mouth? )

If there are any major fuck-ups in this chapter, it's because I only finished it because I can't sleep tonight >:/.

Title: Low-Down Dirty Thief (Bookmark)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Kon, Ichigo (this chapter)
Rating/Warnings: R for language, violence and general content.
Status: Bookmark 3/10, 1623 words.

01: Bookmark
02: I Tell Ya What, Man

a/n: meh. short chapter, but necessary. the next two will be longer, but sadly no hanky-panky until part five.

( Red-fucking-handed. )

*meh is totally a valid author's note.

Title: I Tell Ya What, Man (Bookmark)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ishida Uryuu/Kon
Rating/Warnings: NC-17.
bleach_15 Theme: #3, The Rain
Status: Part 2/10, word count 2413

01: Bookmark

a/n: Takes place at some nebulous time between the Soul Society and Bounto/Arrancar anime arcs. Bookmark was originally going to be a one-shot, but eh, it was kind of more interesting to expand on it. unbeta'd, and probably in need of a third look-through for mistakes as of yet, but finished. Anybody interested in general and bleach-cannon-checkery betary?

(  Kon hoped he wouldn’t lose the job over this. )

Title: Bookmark
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ishida Uryuu/Kon
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, part character examination, part pr0n.
bleach_15 Theme: #12, Parting Ways/Meetings
Status: Part 1/10, word count 3400

Kon likes sex. Ishida likes Kurosaki. Set sometime between the Soul Society and Arrancar arcs. Kon POV with intentionally confused proper nouns and personal pronouns.


( “Oh,” Kon said, supposing he understood for the most part. )