FLASHFIC MEME THREAD! OMFG!
THIS THREAD IS STICKIED!

( Totally fake rules and easy reference list under the cut. )

ED:Feel free to keep them coming. If you had multiples in your post, I'll probably hit them in a round robin sort of way, so I work down everyone's list slow and steady, tortoise wins the race. Stop does not mean stop. The safeword is Alex Trebek. If I say Alex Trebek, I really mean stop.

Title: Receiving And Bearing
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Grimmjow/Ichigo, Ulquiorra/Grimmjow, various others later.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17 mildly au darkfic, spoilers to current. Non-con. Violent content.
Status: WIP, 30,000+ words (yeah, you'll be reading for a while)

a/n: I've previously posted chapters of Receiving And Bearing as they came out, but there was a short hiatus in releasing new chapters while KT came out with a lot more material over the Hueco Mundo arc.

11 previous chapters have been edited twice over for canon content and quality and, even if you've previously read them, you may enjoy doing so again because the chapters have doubled in material and the style has been cleaned up.

ch. 01, edit
ch. 02, edit
ch. 03, edit
ch. 04, edit
ch. 05, edit
ch. 06, edit
ch. 07, edit
ch. 08, edit
ch. 09, edit
ch. 10, edit
ch. 11, edit
ch. 12, edit

Title: Fulfilling A Need
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Grimmjow Jaegerjaque/Di Roy
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, spoilers
Status: One-shot, 2,249 words. beta by mai funkybrewsta. You fuckers deserved this for leaving me for HP7.


( Come along, man, we'll have us a great fucking time. )

Title: Ways Of Doing
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Szayel Aporro/Grimmjow Jaegerjaque
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, humiliation
Status: One-shot, 3,212 words. For hitokiri

a/n: First time writing Szayel, so feel free to tell me to GTFO.


( I am, by a longshot, the last of your worries. )

This meme is now CLOSED because people are assholes and I'm a bitch. It is slowed anyway and I don't have the time or energy to be even a shitty 'maintainer' of a post on my personal livejournal. Especially one that is getting, well, overlong and unneeded. Especially if people are going to be snotty four-year-olds about it. HELL NO.

If you have fic on this anonymeme you forgot to save to your hard-drive, feel free to send me an e-mail about it and I'll do my best to work it out, because really, I love my fandom, I just hate shitty, obnoxious and misplaced senses of self-entitlement I've seen in comments and around LJ.

A non-anonymous kink community may be going up soon, so keep an eye out for it.

In the meantime, Frankie says Relax. Piña Colada? 8D

Need to get ahold of me, my e-mail is lysandra.sylier [at] gmail.com

Title: Receiving And Bearing, Chapter 13
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ichigo/Grimmjow, "H!Ichigo"
Rating/Warnings: R, au!future!darkfic.
Status: Ongoing. 1,908 words.

a/n: it's about time, amirite? I planned this chapter to have more, well, smut (it should have been around 4,000 words as planned). But I decided to drag the UST on just a few more chapters so that I could get Ulqui into the storyline again and send Ichigo off to play with the rest of HM.

( What's so god-damn amusing? )

Title: Dampen
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Shinji/Urahara
Rating/Warnings: NC-fucking-17, BDSM
Status: One-shot.

( This feels a little like cheating. )

Title: A Proper Son
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ishida/Ichigo, Ryuuken
Rating/Warnings: NC-fucking-17, enema, semi-forced sex, general WTF
Status: One-shot. 5,000 words of pron.

a/n: written as a response for the kink-meme gone horribly wrong and long. request was for ichigo/an ishida, plus a drugged enema. what is wrong with me?


( What's it taste like? )

Going to be updating this entry as I finish them, bang, bang, bang, and then linking them back to the comments where people requested them. Hooray!


Shunsui/Jyuushirou (prompt: some like it hot)
( This was a bad idea... )

Yoruichi/Soi Fong (prompt: pink dress)
Byakuya/Ichigo (prompt: makeover)
Isshin, Yuzu, Karin (prompt: holidays)
( The cherry-blossom viewing festival... )

Byakuya/Ichigo (prompt: possession)
Gin/Kira (prompt: stolen)
Balthier/Fran (prompt: let's run away together)
Shuuhei/Rukia (prompt: research)
Renji/Ichigo (prompt: wallfuck)
Tatsuki/Orihime (prompt: icecream)
Ichigo/Renji (prompt: needles and nurses)
Kenpachi/choice (prompt: laughter)
Shinji/Ichigo (prompt: denial)
Ganjyu/Hanatarou (prompt: river)
Tatsuki/Keigo (prompt: tempo)
( Tatsuki smacked Keigo on his... )

Sentarou/Kiyone (prompt: love tap)
( We can just get drunk off our behinds... )

Akon/Hisagi (prompt: surprise)
Ikkaku/Nemu (prompt: friends like these)
Shunsui/Nanao (prompt: threads)
Shuuhei/Renji (prompt: how

Title: Bathsheba Smiles
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Urahara/Shinji
Rating/Warnings: R to NC-17
Status: One-shot. Short request for mei_play. Loev. wc: 731.


( Kisuke's breath was hot on his chest. )

I want to distract myself from writing plotty ongoings by writing some NC-17 squishy-squishy porn.

Request any pairing, yaoi, het or yuri, from any of my fandoms and I will write you a short PWP until I get bored or decide it is prudent to work on R&B again. >.>

Prompts are a huge plus and in some cases may be a necessity. Kinks are a plus. Everything and anything but loli is encouraged.

Also no Lulu tentacles. I am heading that one off before it comes.


requests:
b_b-verse Grimmjow/Ulquiorra for bellumina
karasylum-verse Urahara/Noitra for keikain
Shinji/Kensei for mei_play
Gin/Tatsuki for haku

Title: Receiving And Bearing, Chapter 12
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ichigo/Grimmjow, Hollow Ichigo.
Rating/Warnings: R, au!future!darkfic.
Status: WIP, wc: 2,652.

( Because I hate you. )

Title: Receiving And Bearing, Chapter 11
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ichigo/Grimmjow, Hollow Ichigo, mentions of Ulquiorra.
Rating/Warnings: R, au!future!darkfic. Mentions of previous non-con.
Status: Incomplete ongoing of unspecific length. wc: 2,606.

( He fucking deserved it and you agree with me. )

Title: So Simple At The Time, It Seemed (Bookmark 14)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ishida Uryuu/Kon, Ishida Ryuuken
Rating/Warnings: PG-13.
Status: Bookmark 14/20, 1,602 words.

a/n: This is gonna be longer than planned. Again. I should just give up trying to put a number on it. It may never end. God only knows. But next chapter-- daddies. And v. soon, an entire chapter full of smut. CROSSDRESSING QUINCY SMUT.

( He didn’t like the way he felt like he’d just walked out of some shambara swordfight movie. He didn’t like the way it reminded him of them... )

Title: For Shame, For Shame (Bookmark 13)
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ishida, Orihime
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for language and mentions of sex.
Status: Bookmark 12/20, 1,543 words.


a/n: CHRIST.


( We had sex. )

Title: Glory In Surmounting, Chapter Three: If Thirsty, Drink
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Pre-slash now. Eventual Yumichika/Ikkaku, Kenpachi/Ikkaku/Yumichika.
Rating/Warnings: R this chapter for violence and themes of death (HOW NOVEL FOR BLEACH, I KNO). Past!fic, eventually coming up to present.
Status: Incomplete ongoing. 1,355 words.

a/n: mostly exploration, ikkaku getting his ass beat. more of ikkaku getting his ass beat next chapter.

( That greenish glow of underwater light. )

Title: Receiving And Bearing, Chapter 10
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Ulquiorra/Grimmjow, mention of Ichigo
Rating/Warnings: R, au!future!darkfic. Violence. NON-CON.
Status: Incomplete ongoing of unspecific length. wc: 2,816.


( Go die somewhere. )

Title: Receiving And Bearing, Chapter Nine
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Grimmjow/Ichigo, Ulquiorra
Rating/Warnings: R, au!future!darkfic. non-con in later chapters, as well as violence.
Status: Incomplete ongoing of unspecific length. wc: 3,030.

( You won't be responsible for what happens. )

Title: Glory In Surmounting, Chapter Two: I Will Eat
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Pre-slash now. Eventual Yumichika/Ikkaku, Kenpachi/Ikkaku/Yumichika.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 this chapter. Past!fic, eventually coming up to present.
Status: Incomplete ongoing. 1,985 words.

a/n: wtf is wrong with me.

( A pugilist in a flowery kimono. )

Title: Receiving And Bearing, Chapter Eight
Author: Lys
Characters/Pairing: Grimmjow/Ichigo, mentions of Ulquiorra
Rating/Warnings: R, au!future!darkfic. non-con in later chapters, as well as violence.
Status: Incomplete ongoing of unspecific length. wc: 1,589. Edit.


( He was going to coat time in sweet-cream butter and let it melt fast on his tongue. )